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Blood and Gold by Anne Rice

Dark Fall, Phantoms and The Servants of Twilight by Dean Koontz

Intensity by Dean Koontz

Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice

Memnoch: The Devil by Anne Rice

Merrick by Anne Rice

Nightmares and Dreamscapes by Stephen King

Pandora by Anne Rice

Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice

Tale of The Body Thief by Anne Rice

The Amityville Horror

The Divine Revelation of Hell

The Vampire Armand by Anne Rice

The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice

Vittorio: The Vampire by Anne Rice

Fred Chapman

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Winnipeg Manitoba Canada

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Gerilyn Daria Shayna (luv ya girls!!!) my mother blazin Anne Rice novels i like going for really long walks Blazin cruisin walkin and basically everything that sounds like fun at the moment

I'm spontaneous, adventurous, friendly (TOO friendly), and i have a bad habit of not givin a damn! And when its summer im rarelyat home Never trust anyone who says "trust me",
To love something that isn't your's..is a wound that DEATH can only heal,
"Yeah baby!!",
"fan-f*ckin-tastic!",
"I'm awake! What more do you f**ckin want?"

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money

There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only thesane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expectingdifferent results

Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up

It ain't braggin' if you can back it up

If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.

Money, the root of all evil...but the cure for all sadness

Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye

True friends stab you in the front

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you

The best way to predict the future is to invent it

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; itis not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved

FAME:A place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul.

It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him toevil ways

All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs

If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren't really there

Not that you lied to me but that I no longer believe you - thatis what has distressed me

A thief believes everybody steals

We are the people our parents warned us about

Don't steal. The government hates competition

Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly

It's good to shut up sometimes

If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

Every exit is an entry somewhere

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I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

I'm living on a one-way dead end street. I don't know how I gotthere.

Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up,and smile for a satellite picture.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.

I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.

Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!

The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the otherscrazy?

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:it goes on.

In the end, everything is a gag.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, onlysooner.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should havebeen more specific.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

You'd make a good burglar - your arse would rub your footprintsout.

Gay people should be allowed to get married. Just because somebody's gay doesn't mean he shouldn't suffer like the rest of us.

Sex is often quite funny. You know what's a good definition of trust? Two cannibals who agree to give each other oral sex.

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs...like customofficers

You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in nohurry.

Montreal's not a city. It's a Disney World for alcoholics.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

Movies


Ginger Snaps

Connie and Carla

Dirty Love

The Craft

Never Die Alone

Cherry Falls

Darkness

In The Mouth Of Madness

Donnie Darko

Braveheart

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Resident Evil

Interview With The Vampire

The St. Franciasville Experiment

Blood In Blood Out Bound By Honor

Trainspotting

Go

Constantine

Fight Club

Requiem for a Dream

Once Were Warriors

Sayings


I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to

Sit by the homely girl, you'll look better by comparison

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply withthe law

Most lies about blondes are false

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese

He who angers you conquers you

Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade, and the harm we do, we do to our selves

only people who say they have sex all the time are liars

oh god i need to be beaten like a circus monkey!!

people would be a lot more funner if they were more like slinkies when you push them down the stairs

Not all people who wander are lost

Making an important but worthwhile sacrifice

Let me drop everything and work on YOUR problem

Talk to you??? I don't even LIKE you!!

Remember my name cuz you'll be screaming it later

I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name

I must admit, You brought religion into my life... I never believed in Hell until I met you!

Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder..."What the hell was I thinking?"

Fool me once SHAME on you, fool me twice SHAME on me

Fan-FUCKIN-tastic!!!

"Fuck me! Fuck Me!! FUCK ME!!!" Linda Blair-The Exorcist(1973) favourite quote from a movie

I'm not a slut!! I just have sex more often and with more peoplethan you

Fuck off or I'll scalp you!!

PAIN is inevitable, SUFFERING is optional

I am what I want you to want

Don't do anything I would do!

I was only doing it so you wouldn't have to

Never trust anyone who says "trust me".... trust me

Tease to please

yeah baby!!

To love something that you can not have, is a wound, that Deathcan only heal

Eat, eat, eat! Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?

How come you look like that?

keep telling yourself that

Yeah, tell me another lie

You can say whatever you want, you're still ugly

Sorry! I can't hear you, I don't have my glasses on!

Can I be 2nd?

15 cents?

Back off! Get your own sandwich!

Ze pearl eez een da leevah!!

Instant slut: just add alcohol (yeah like I need alcohol!)

I like it rough! (not that rough!!)

I'm a foul, dirty, little boy!

Aww! You're too ugly!

I'm AWAKE!! What more do you fucking want?

If dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport!

Sometimes we don't do things so others wont know that we want todo them

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I'm only wearing black until they make a darker color

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely

Never take a beer to a job interview

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut

I've been rich and I've been poor… rich is better

If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regretit, either way your going to regret it, you might as well do it

Its ok to kiss a fool, its ok to let a fool kiss you, but neverlet a kiss fool you

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

The most powerful position is on your knees

life isnt a garden ........ so stop being a hoe.

You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because yourstupid!

Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth, she must be found andstopped

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

Born in heaven, raised in hell

I hear voices, and they don't like you

Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger!

I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then..

I gave up smoking, drinking, and sex...worst 15 minutes of my life.

Don't spend your life as a pretty bitch... God will send you back nice and ugly

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?

The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus

Love is like heaven but hurts like hell

If you die, I'll kill you

I'm going to live life or die trying

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay

loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll allthink your on drugs.

Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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